23 April 2012
Many Thanks for the Elephant

Most royal families are just a tiny bit common: witness their preference for fast cars, planes, yachts, hunting, firearms, money, hydrogen peroxide, extramarital affairs and villas in sunny countries, though not necessarily in this order. Find out more


23 April 2012
Complete List of Columns including April

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15 April 2012
With Thanks to Baden-Powell

I stayed in London last week and came across a lot of Berties: boys with ambitious mothers. The Berties in London all have scooters, and are mainly busy trying to escape. Find out more


2 April 2012
Paddington Bear Liberation Front

When visiting London I always stay with family near Paddington. After arriving by Eurostar I travel by tube from King’s Cross–St Pancras to Paddington. For the Olympic Games the names of these stations will be changed to Nadia Comaneci and Lionel Messi. Find out more